Divatude on its own is an Attitude. Ladies you all just need to be tight in your games; fashion games i mean. Clean up nice! No wonder Beyonce said "a diva is the female version of a hustler tight chic." Just take your time and go through these style secrets - 7 rules of divatude.
1. Never tell your “frienemies” the price of your clothes or the shop you got them (especially if they are cheap and from a corner store). Just let them assume your “Yankee” auntie sent them over.
2. Also never allow them closely examine your knock-off birkin bag (lest you get busted). Just tell them that it’s made from a rare type of leather that’s allergic to hand lotion.
3. Always look fabulous…even if you are going to the fruit market. You never know, you might just run into Prince William, even though Paddy Adenuga will do, and you don’t want to meet him in those dowdy hand me downs now do you?
4. You don’t necessarily need a designer dress. All you need is a fabulous tailor and an eye for copying designs. Just don’t copy Jewel by Lisa, because you’ll never get it right.
5. Never ever wear your sister’s hand-me-downs anywhere you’ll run into her friends, except you want them to recognize the clothes.
6. Check out for bargains at discount stores (AKA Bend-down boutiques). It’s a good place to score (cheap) treasures. Just NEVER let anyone you know see you. Consider doing it in another part of town.
7. Do not ever get caught in flat shoes, no matter how comfortable they may be. At least wear wedges even if you are going to the salon. Unreal (yeah yeah), but divalicious.
Franklyne Ikediasor is in his early 20s, loves travelling, shopping and getting together with friends to share bouts of wine fuelled laughter. He hates traffic and saying goodbyes and often wishes he could be mistaken for Tyson Beckford.
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